The kind of women I hate

Before you interject and brand me unprintable names for saying things the way I see them from my perspective, allow me state that each and every single one of us has personal tastes and preferences. Of course, I haven’t apprehended you for liking brown ladies, tall, slender, fat or those with a smile made from heaven. Its within your rights to admire, to like, to lust at, and to inadvertently ride with whatever woman that fits your bill of the “politically correct”. That being said, am not here today to express my undying love to the kind of women species that make my world go round.

On the contrary, am here to shed light on the kind of women who are a no-no for me, the kind that are a turn off for me (not that I don't really like being turned on). 

The bitch

Of course every guy wants a bitch woman, the kind that takes them to heaven while they are still on earth. But that’s as far as it goes. No one wants a Bitch as a wife. If you want to be a bitch, then be a bitch in our bedroom and not to the whole male fraternity. You want to wear micro-minis, walk around with no panties, flash your boobs and do the ooooh aaaahs? Why not do it within the confines of our bedroom or matrimonial bed? But if your idea of a bitch is riding every tom dick and harry, you are probably not on my radar.

The sleaze

Wondering if you fit the bill? I couldn’t care less. I hate women who overdo make up, who believe they are God ordained to wear every make up that arrives on the market. The kind that wear scantily, are over flirtatious and generally think they are God’s gift to the male species. I mean there is nothing as scary as sleeping in makeup and wake up like you were auditioning for a horror movie. If I can’t like you in your natural state, chances are that make up will only take me as far as getting into your pants but will definitely not keep me there. I hate sleazy women-the kind that thrive on cosmetics and have nothing original to write home about.

The dominator

Of course I have no problem with a dominant woman in bed (I think it has to do with my kinkiest wildest fantasy). You want to tie me on the bed and do all those stuffs that movies are made of? Hell yeah bring it on! But I hate the dominant kind of women who think men are properties to be managed. The kind that literally want to run your life and cannot accept any form of compromise. They determine where they want you to go; whom you should talk to, how to spend your cash……I mean what the hell! I was doing just fine before you came along! Dominators or in other words controlling freaks are a no-no for me!

The Stalkers

Yes I understand you have self esteem issues and in some twisted way you believe stalking is the best strategy to win a man. Of course showing up at joints I frequent and trying too hard won’t make me like you let alone love you. I believe you’ve heard the phrase that men are visual creatures, we respond more to what we see than how we reason. If by any chance you didn’t arouse anything in me the first time I lay my eyes on you, what makes you think your pathetic appearance everywhere I go will change my opinion of you? Tafakari hayo!

The slobs

I don’t need to reiterate the need for a woman to be hygienic. Oh yes, unhygienic women are a no-no for me. You have to be in control, you have to be clean and your house also needs to be clean! I mean do your hair, do your nails and don’t look a mess! I believe many men will agree with me that a slob woman is a no-no. I can’t share a blanket with you if you are smelling like you come from a sewage. Don’t just invest in make ups and perfumes! Spare time to clean yourself too!

The naggers

You like complaining about everything? You are always running your mouth for some imaginable things? Cammon! That does not make me love you neither does it bring me closer to you. And I believe I speak for many men, nagging women simply snuff the air out of a man’s life. They run their mouths right left and center, are insecure maybe and simply see negativity in every situation. They are the ultimate vixens. Oh if someone knew how to put a zip on their mouths!

The professional fuckers

This is for the women who believe they can’t achieve anything worthwhile in life without spreading their legs. The kind that offer their bodies for a job opportunity, for a job promotion or simply to find favor in the eyes of the boss! Of course, men will enjoy the honey pot while it lasts. I have got news for such ladies-its time they started using their brains rather than what is between their legs. My crystal ball is that its short term….it never lasts!

Abortion specialists

I dislike or rather am contemptuous of women who believe their calling in life is getting pregnant for every tom dick and harry and thereafter procuring an abortion. I mean what would make a woman abort 2,3,4,5 times? If you love to be fucked so much or simply can’t resist the allure of sex, please insist on a condom. And yes, if you think a condom inhibits the sweetness of the honey, please try family planning. Of course ukimwi (aids) is your next best alternative. But it’s better than killing hapless fetuses!

The venomous woman 

Actually this was brought to my attention by my very good friend and sister from another mother +angeline kado. She quips that the venomous women are “the type that go around killing people and literally, causing spiritual deaths (read stabbing and tearing down the very souls of the people in their lives) These will stop at nothing when it comes to discouraging, demeaning, ridiculing and belittling other people. They are more or less bullies that think their self esteems can be raised by treading, squashing and crushing the beings of others mostly by the venomous words their tongues spit.”

 

Of course I can drab on and on on the women I hate.  After all, we all have likes and dislikes. Generally, I don’t hate the female species. I just tend to have my own reservations which if you asked me is within my rights. Irresponsible, ignorant, irrational and women who think they are demigods simply don’t work for me. And by the way, what kind of women do you hate? Food for thought!